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likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

(via fake-mermaid)

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pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

(via radicalravenclaw)

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little-purple-people:

silently—drowning:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time

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lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via surprisebitch)

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grungeandemounicorns:

Members of the Skeleton Army performing a satanic ritual before they hunt down some more fuckboys.

grungeandemounicorns:

Members of the Skeleton Army performing a satanic ritual before they hunt down some more fuckboys.

(via swegpul)

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1 day ago

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

(Source: bellamybake, via surprisebitch)

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raveninthevoid:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

rileylaroux:

mistahgrundy:

ca-tsuka:

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

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i saw that one was missing

THE LAST ONE

(via smosh)

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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

(Source: funnynhilariousgif, via igivnofvcks)

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wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

(via igivnofvcks)

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onlylolgifs:

 pandas don’t want to take their medicine

(via igivnofvcks)

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